Furniture polish

If your dog smells of furniture polish they are either working as a cleaner, or running a small antique shop. Television teaches us that both these innocuous sounding professions often conceal murderous intent. Keep your eye on your dog, and also watch out for little old ladies with a cunning glint in their eye, taking notes of their doings. Do not move to any towns with ‘Midsomer’ in their name.

Smell Synonyms: 
furniture polish
beeswax
antiques
murder